I just sicked in my mouth a bit

14 replies [Last post]
User offline. Last seen 7 hours 22 min ago. Offline
Joined: 19/08/2010

Was just about to read this (as I've been really liking the writing of Jason Acidre recently): 25 Creative and Innovative Link Building Experts and Their Strategies . Sounds interesting right?

I got as far as this sentance:

Rand Fishkin, Founder and CEO of SEOmoz“white hat SEO evangelist and the face of modern Search”

Makes you want to rip your face off doesn't it? 

skip that one line and it is actually a good roundup piece.

Jon
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 3 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

lol, OK, I will try to filter out that line.

User offline. Last seen 9 hours 43 min ago. Offline
Joined: 28/08/2010

I bet Earlgrey would fit in there rather nicely :-)

P.S.: if I were Rand I would have that DougH-style attribute removed, or at least have the word "face" replaced with "shoes" to make it a tongue-in-cheek one rather than a barfism.

User offline. Last seen 7 hours 22 min ago. Offline
Joined: 19/08/2010

Not just him.  Apparently you can get a degree with a 2:1 without being able to spell the word "business" or understand the difference between "know" and "no".

Jon
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 3 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

Blimey, that's a lot of stuff to read. If they are all blogs ..... I could get some links just be reading them I guess!

User offline. Last seen 3 hours 18 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

britBloke wrote:

Not just him.  Apparently you can get a degree with a 2:1 without being able to spell the word "business" or understand the difference between "know" and "no".

Know weigh!

<disappears post bad joke>

Jon
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 3 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

I am forever eiting comments that say "I want to loose wait" or "do I way to much?".

Sometimes I feel that I would be better off being a school teacher. Then I remember that I was always crap at English.

User offline. Last seen 9 hours 43 min ago. Offline
Joined: 28/08/2010

Why edit those comments? They'll make you rank for 'common misspellings'

Jon
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 3 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

lol. Maybe. Problem is that they often make no sense until edited a little. 

I have plenty of old comments that I never checked, those are probably helping me rank for misspellings!

User offline. Last seen 16 weeks 6 days ago. Offline
Joined: 02/12/2011

Thanks a lot for sharing the information as to what you had about business, in the i see business that isn't the case at all.... 

Jon
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 3 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

Ricky, I still cannot beleive that you are not some sort of automated commeting robot thingy, but others think that you are real.

If you are a real person, please reply with the word "fwibble".

Thanks.

User offline. Last seen 7 hours 22 min ago. Offline
Joined: 19/08/2010

fwibble

(you did want us all to confirm, didn't you?)

Jon
User offline. Last seen 4 hours 3 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

Yeah, may as well. I am pretty sure you are real, as even the Japanese cannot make a robot that can drive a car....

and Gurtie must be real, because no robot can make a chocolate muffin like that.

Not sure about Chris, MrRex, Brad or Zwart. They all could be robots.

OK, I met Chris once, but he did not seem to require food or drink, which is deeply suspicious.

User offline. Last seen 3 hours 18 min ago. Offline
Joined: 27/08/2010

Processing Error 602: Word "fwibble" not known.

Please restate your request using only english words

>

User offline. Last seen 9 hours 43 min ago. Offline
Joined: 28/08/2010

Jon wrote:

Ricky, I still cannot beleive that you are not some sort of automated commeting robot thingy, but others think that you are real.

If you are a real person, please reply with the word "fwibble".

Thanks.